Make your dad laugh by sending some funny wishes on this father’s Day. 18th June 2017 will be going to celebrate for fatherhood. This day started in early 19’s for the remembrance of father and now it celebrated by 40+ countries in respect of our paternal parents. This day is similar to Children’s Day, Siblings Day, Mother’s Day, Parents’ Day, Grandparents Day and this day also celebrated by family members. Every father does so many sacrifices for make his family happy and fill their dreams. So it’s your duty to make his day special by doing something special like a surprise party, cutting the cake, picnic and much more.
Funny Fathers Day Cards and Jokes
Send these funny jokes to your dad make him smile and please be careful before sending this type of joke to your dad. If he has funny mood then you can share these and make him happier. In this post, we share with you different type of Funny Fathers Day Cards, Funny Fathers Day Jokes, Funny Fathers Day E-cards, Fathers Day Cards from Son for Grandpa, Dad. Hope you all going to like this collection…Happy father’s Day.
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s popcorn?
Q: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
A: a POPsicle!
Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q: How do you know your dad is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: How do you scare a divorced dad?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!
Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?
Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop. ~ Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father. ~ Submitted by Mike I., Midland, Mich.
You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.
Funny Fathers Day Cards
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
~ by Robert Alvarez
Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked.
“Who never talks back to mother? and
“Who does everything mother says?”
Five small voices replied in unison. “Okay daddy! You get the toy.”
The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver’s license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw his dad he said “Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?” “Nope!”, came the quick reply from the dad. “I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for the last sixteen years!”
Just once on Father’s Day, I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. ~ Andy Borowitz
The only thing I really wanted for Father’s Day was the thing that made me a father in the first place. Life is hard. ~ Andry H’Tims
Q: What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: catch up!
Q: Why are Fathers like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are already taken!
Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
Q: What did daddy spider say to the baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
Q: What is the definition of Mass Confusion?
A: Fathers Day in the ghetto.
Fathers Day Funny Cards from Son
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
~ Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
Funny Cards from Kids
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
Fathers Day Cards from Daughter
What An Ugly Duck…
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
Cards for Grandpa
After putting their three-year-old child Brian in bed, his parents heard muffled sobs coming from his room one night. Rushing back in, they found that the child was crying hysterically when he saw them. He told his parents that he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure that he would die now. The father, in an attempt to sober him down, took out a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it out from Brian’s ear. The child was really thrilled and stopped crying at once. In a flash, he snatched the penny from his dad’s hand, swallowed it, and then cheerfully demanded, “Do it again, Dad!”
After getting his driving license, David visited home during vacation and asked his dad for the family car. His dad agreed, but put forwarded three conditions – good grades in school, a neat room and a decent haircut. After several months, David came home again. He had followed the three things that he had promised his dad, except getting his hair cut. When the father saw that his son had disobeyed him, he asked for an explanation. David smartly said, “Hey dad, even Jesus had long hair.” His Father was not someone to be taken for a ride and smilingly replied, “Yes, son, you’re absolutely right. And Jesus also walked everywhere he went.”
Fathers Day eCards Funny Free
For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet.
– Greg Tamblyn
Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
– David Letterman
E-Cards From Wife
Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: I don’t have it.
Father: Why not?
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.
Man: How old is your father?
Child: As old as me.
Man: How it is possible?
Child: He became a father only when i was born.
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Student: When my father sees my report card!
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